I rarely feel the need to add caveats to my posts, but I must make it clear that this is a joke. Even if I had a willing participant to help with such a scheme, it could go too wrong too easily, and I strongly recommend against anyone trying this.
The funny thing is, I've told this joke to some of my cosplayer friends who have offered to "booth-babe" when I table, and a surprising number of them have responded with, "That's evil! I'm in."
The sad thing is, my mom heard this joke and asked me what motorboating was. Not enough therapy in the world.
The funny thing is, I've told this joke to some of my cosplayer friends who have offered to "booth-babe" when I table, and a surprising number of them have responded with, "That's evil! I'm in."
The sad thing is, my mom heard this joke and asked me what motorboating was. Not enough therapy in the world.
